drewchainzzzz:

"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night

cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

laced-up-and-spanked:

things i need:

  • doughnuts 
  • vodka
  • orgasms and cuddles

things i don’t need:

  • your dumb ass opinion
hopelesshoping:

Real Friends- I Don’t Love You Anymore (x)
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